Sex machine I am, hmm?
Resist me, you should not.
Judge me by my size, do you?
Hung like a Hutt, I am.

Dismayed, I was, to find that Estrogen Brigades already existed for Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi. Mere padawan, he is! Member of the Jedi Council, I am! And yet Estrogen Brigade he had, and I had not. If something want you done, do it yourself, you must.

Wait...estrogen is what women have? No! Want I a Testosterone Brigade! Stop! Edit this page, I must! Hmph! Strong in the Force is my delete key. Stuck it seems to be. Dried Wookieemint lube, I detect.

Site for grownups, this is. Padawans too young for Masters, visit this site they should not.



My eyes! Oh, for the love of all that's Sithly, take me back to the Sith Academy!
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