The Sith Academy Cheer
by jedimom
art by Em (
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Sith donít cuddle!
Sith donít quit!
Maul and Obi are both hot shit!

Hamster Death Gulps,
Guinness, Peteís,
Dig that Jediís gymnastic feats!

Not too sweet,
Not too tall,
Bang that headboard against the wall!

Feel, donít think!
Show, donít tell!
Maul and Obi are hot as hell!

Mayhem, murder, intrigue, disaster!
All rise up and strike down your master!



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